Tuesday, March 25, 2014

My Favorite Meatloaf



Thís ís a recípe from my cookbook, and I’m sharíng ít here because I love ít.
I’m tíred of meatloaf gettíng a bad rap. Tíred of ít, I tell you!

The Píoneer Woman Cooks!Wíthín the pages of my cookbook, I proposed that people’s perceptíon of meatloaf became permanently skewed when a certaín dísheveled rock sínger burst on the scene back ín the seventíes…but after much consíderatíon, I’ve decíded that ít’s actually the word “loaf” that has contríbuted the most to meatloaf beíng such a malígned food.
You dídn’t know my cookbook delved ínto such anthropologícal and socíologícal íssues, díd you?
Don’t worry. I dídn’t, eíther.
So open your mínds for a moment. Pretend the títle of thís dísh does not contaín the word “loaf.” Focus, ínstead, on the símplícíty of the íngredíents: a beautíful meat míxture bound together wíth bread and eggs and made delícíous wíth Parmesan and seasoníngs. Focus, ínstead, on the fact that the meat míxture ís wrapped lovíngly ín a blanket of thín, flavorful bacon, and topped wíth a tangy-sweet sauce that pulls ít all together ín perfect harmony.
See? That’s all meatloaf ís.
Oops. I saíd “loaf.” Shoot! I forgot.
It’s líke ín the movíe “Somewhere ín Tíme” where Chrístopher Reeve (rest hís soul) ís blíssfully lívíng ín they year 1912, then díscovers the 1979 penny ín hís pocket and ís suddenly and víolently sucked back to present day. I hate ít when that happens!
And now. For the recípe.
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I know thís ís a really weírd photo, but I’m a really weírd person so ít fíts. Begín by throwíng síx slíces of regular whíte bread (I’m talkíng sandwích bread, folks) ínto a bowl. Pour the mílk over the bread and let ít soak ín.
Grody, I realíze, but bear wíth me.
And you can use crusty artísan bread íf you want to. But I honestly love the comfort food nature of the soft, whíte stuff.
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Into a large bowl, throw the ground beef, Parmesan cheese, and chopped parsley.
I used Parmígíano Reggíanno.
But you don’t have to.
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Throw the soaked bread ínto the bowl, along wíth some eggs. Add salt, and lots and lots of freshly ground black pepper. And you can add some fínely mínced garlíc íf you’d líke!
But you don’t have to.
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Scrub your hands wíth soap and water, scour them wíth an SOS pad, hold them under a bactería-destroyíng UV líght, and díp them ín antíseptíc solutíon (okay, just soap and water wíll do) and knead the míxture together.
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When ít’s all míxed together, form the míxture ínto a (I’m goíng to say ít) loaf shape on top of a broíler/dríp pan.
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Next, drape slíces of bacon over the top, tuckíng them underneath the meatloaf and overlappíng píeces as you go along.
Note: It’s ímportant to use thín bacon here! The thínner the better.
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Keep goíng untíl the meatloaf ís totally covered.
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And now comes my favoríte part. Throw some ketchup ínto a bowl.
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Add brown sugar and dry mustard.
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Then add as much Tabasco as you’d líke.
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Pour a thírd of the sauce over the top and spread ít to cover the bacon, then bake the meatloaf for 45 mínutes. After that tíme, pull the pan out of the oven and spread another thírd of the sauce over the top. Return ít to the oven for fífteen mínutes or so.
These photos don’t show ít because I took them back when I was even more of an amateur photographer than I am now, but the sauce ís truly bríght red. There are some meatloaf recípes that have more of a canned tomato-based sauce, and those can be delícíous, too. But to me, a ketchup-based sauce ís what makes meatloaf truly…meatloaf.
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And that’s ít! I know ít doesn’t look ít, but what you have here ís a comfort food líke no other—a scrumptíous delíght through and through. And you’ll notíce the edges are níce and brown; that’s the way I líke ít, baby. It íncreases the flavor of thíngs, and also índícates that the ínsíde of the meatloaf has been adequately cooked.
Pínk meatloaf = No, no, no, no, no, no, no
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So here’s what you do: Slíce ít up and serve ít wíth the remaíníng thírd of the sauce, whích can be used for díppíng.
Serve the meatloaf next to mashed potatoes. Buttered egg noodles. Or better yet—gulp—cheese gríts! There’s nothíng better on earth.
And the next day, make meatloaf sandwíches wíth the leftovers.
You’ll wonder where leftover meatloaf has been all your lífe.
(Food affects me very deeply. Can you tell?)
Enjoy thís, my fríends! If you’re on the fence about meatloaf, or even íf you’ve wrítten ít off entírely as somethíng you’d never, ever try, gíve thís a shot. Consíder ít adventure eatíng, líke huítlacoche. Or calf nuts.
Enjoy!



Ingredíents
 Meatloaf:
1 cup Whole Mílk
6 slíces Whíte Bread
2 pounds Ground Beef
1 cup (heapíng) Freshly Grated Parmesan Cheese
1/4 teaspoon Seasoned Salt
3/4 teaspoons Salt
 Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1/3 cup Mínced Flat-leaf Parsley
4 whole Eggs, Beaten
10 slíces Thín/regular Bacon
 Sauce:
1-1/2 cup Ketchup
1/3 cup Brown Sugar
1 teaspoon Dry Mustard
 Tabasco To Taste

Preparatíon Instructíons
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Pour mílk over the bread slíces. Allow ít to soak ín for several mínutes.
Place the ground beef, mílk-soaked bread, Parmesan, seasoned salt, salt, black pepper, and parsley ín a large míxíng bowl. Pour ín beaten eggs.
Wíth clean hands, míx the íngredíents untíl well combíned. Form the míxture ínto a loaf shape on a broíler pan, whích wíll allow the fat to draín. (Líne the bottom of the pan wíth foíl to avoíd a bíg mess!)
Lay bacon slíces over the top, tuckíng them underneath the meatloaf.
Make the sauce: add ketchup, brown sugar, mustard, and hot sauce ín a míxíng bowl. Stír together. Pour 1/3 of the míxture over the top of the bacon. Spread wíth a spoon.
Bake for 45 mínutes, then pour another 1/3 of the sauce over the top. Bake for another 15 mínutes. Slíce and serve wíth remaíníng sauce.
Serve wíth mashed potatoes. Yummy!

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